Monday, December 15, 2008

The planet jag uda.... this is the day that’s gonna bring forth a winner , a champion who will lay down his life for the glory and welfare of the planet. In fact the champion wont be alone for his posse will be chosen the same day by the inhabitants of this planet. The planet is vibrant with expectations on the part of inhabitants as well as the common junta. ITS ALL HAIL DEMOCRACY day..............

Democracy is a concept. A pie in the sky. Forever ppl tried to implement but failed in pathetic ways with the abovementioned subject. The fact is that anything from which power can be derived will cease to exist in a perfect democracy. If democracy means will of the people, its wrong... i tell u all what... democracy is a concept in which a majority wins. This system just favours the strong . its just the politics way of defining the theory of survival... the casualties are those who are on the receiving side. Poor souls just wish that they will be supported and presto... THEY GET FUCKED..

WHY AM HELL BENT ON AN ANTI-DEMOCRACY MENTALITY?????

I perceive it as just a word. Those who are clever and resourceful use every survival tactics (known as dirty politics) for getting power. Pure and simple watching a system work from a distance is not a pretty sight...

The planet’s day of revival has come.. the previous day was hectic with all the candidates presenting their well prepared and crafted plans for the planet gift wrapped in a pink wrapper with pictures of naked girls on it. The junta is going mad guessing what was inside..the ceremony of throwing the goodies went on till late night. The junta’s head was filled with enough guano to fertilize tobacco fields which can support India’s whole demand of tobacco for the next three weeks.

Anyway the process went on pretty ok till i saw a particular message that was spreadin thru the junta. Random number of candidates are apparently formed a cartel and asked for votes. Cheerio to marketing profs the candidates have learned their lessons and advertising the hell out of everyone. I was elated that something somewhere is working.. this lasted a few seconds when my insanity decided to kick in.

POP

What the fuck are this ppl doing.. forming cartels???? This whole bunch is gonna rule us like anything. There is no fucking way i’m gonna vote for any of these so........ wait a minute... fuck this... i know these people and none of them has an intellect of a mongoose on lsd... they aint dumb to send such a stooped moronic message”

This got me thinking.... i know playing politics is part of being a good manager but this is ridiculous... even my negligible sense of ethics shout out Ass rape and sabotage. Why would someone do that???

The answer is simple... survival and thriving.... i wouldn’t blame any one playing this dirty game. Because i believe that POWER can drive anything, even a lazy ass like me.. but what concerns me is the lack of compassion in the world. The friends who m you worked with, spend times with etc suddenly became an opponent??? A rival? A threat?

This is what make me lose faith in my world.

Anyway, this has been done before and will be done again. But hittin below the belt is for ppl who lack the necessary equipment for propagating their own gene for another generation. Thinking about this make me so tired i just wanna stick my head into a fin class after blowing my rotten brain out of the cranium with a shotgun.

THE HOPE LIVES

When planet made the choice I was overjoyed. These people hasn’t lost their heads. This Planet has more sense. The choices made were very much justifiable and also agreeable to me except on a few fronts. A bit of message back fired and some may have had a minor effect... ultimately i was back in my humble den... I am down and out.... too wasted and sleepy now...this is one of the things that make me mumble

"I HATE IT HERE"

Too tired to go on....... JOKER bowing out....

Monday, December 1, 2008

Dont expect me to start with a smart quote ........dont even expect anything intelligent to come out of reading this...... if u are reading this u are as jobless as i am and yeah... welcome to my world.....this aint a place where i would like to practice "intellectual self propelled happiness" or in plain english "intellectual masturbation"....I am utterly incapable of that because i am just plain dumb and stupid.....but you should know this... The one thing that is much more dangerous than a fool is a fool who blogs.... lemme introduce to you the fool who would like to blog...

Yours truly is an engineer from SCT college of engineering Trivandrum..... for those of who know this colg are limited to mallus and the rest of the world is unaware of such an institution existing on the face of our dear old planet earth which we are slowly but surely killing. Okay... that was weird but you can eat my socks if u think i'm gonna apologize.... comin bak to The colg... It was rated as one of the campus having the most violent students in the city.... hell everytime a fist fight starts in the college it is sure to spread far and wide ending up as a hartal ... thats how good the college is... but apart from that it was pretty good.... Good people... good life... I owe a lot to that college... lemme take a moment to wipe off that imaginary tear.... I MISS MY COLLEGE............
well that is the past...... In july 2008 i migrated from my home planet to somewhere else.... This is the place I am writin from and this is what spurred this sudden wish to blog n write stuff ( even though my writing skills are worse than that of ppl who write shit and pass em off as news in times of India).... this sudden urge was catalysed by a comic..... "Transmetropolitan" is about the life of Spider Jerusalem, a journalist who spews venom about everything in a truly messed up future... the chain smoking , pill munching obnoxious entity became my hero..... ITS all because of one thing..... just like him i also says loud ... " I HATE IT HERE".....
anyway i am too lazy to go on.....
this will not be a place where you read stuff about the IIM way of life.... it may be featured in any of thosestuff i try to pass of as blog but that wont be the theme...
this wont be where you find good readable things which you will recommend to your friends....
this is not something you are gonna like ....
ITs gonna be something like my conversations... Vague... obnoxious...obscene... sarcastic....and yeah very bad writings....
I am gonna write the next instalment wen i damn well please....
for now its the Joker sayin ciao.....